Dear Husband,

Remember when we were at the grocery the other day and we had an apple “issue” at the checkout? 

I thought you might.

For the record:

I did not sneak extra, unwanted apples into our basket…..


I have, since then, discovered the awesomeness that is a Honey Crisp.  I have also, selectively, searched out these particular apples from what we had (accidentally) bought…and ate them all. 

It is possible that I have just professed to be the Worst. Wife. Ever.

I am very sad for you on multiple counts.  I owe you apples.

Please forgive?